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Tense Ke Parkar

Tense Ke Parkar

Teacher- Santa tense kitne parkar ke hote h?
Santa- Ji 3 prakar ke.
Teacher-Very good, Example batao.
Santa- Kal aapki ladki ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hoon, Kal bhaga le jaonga.




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Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai.
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Answer Sheet

Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.

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