Machis Ki Tili - Sardar Jokes

Machis Ki Tili

Santa ne machis ki tilli jalai nahi jali, Dusri jali nahi jali, Tisri tilli jalai wo jal gayi.
Toh santa ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola-yeh kaam ki hai, rakh leta hoon.

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Tense Ke Parkar

Teacher- Santa tense kitne parkar ke hote h?
Santa- Ji 3 prakar ke.
Teacher-Very good, Example batao.
Santa- Kal aapki ladki ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hoon, Kal bhaga le jaonga.

Opening a Bank Account

Santa bank mein account open karwane gaya aur form lekar seedhe Delhi chala gaya?
Kyonki form mein likha tha- Fill the form in capital.

Meri or Katrina ki Aadat

Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai.
Banta- Kaun si aadat?
Santa- Na Main usse sms karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai.

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