Machis Ki Tili
Santa ne machis ki tilli jalai nahi jali, Dusri jali nahi jali, Tisri tilli jalai wo jal gayi.
Toh santa ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola-yeh kaam ki hai, rakh leta hoon.
More Sardar Jokes
Tense Ke Parkar
Teacher- Santa tense kitne parkar ke hote h?
Santa- Ji 3 prakar ke.
Teacher-Very good, Example batao.
Santa- Kal aapki ladki ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hoon, Kal bhaga le jaonga.
Opening a Bank Account
Santa bank mein account open karwane gaya aur form lekar seedhe Delhi chala gaya?
Kyonki form mein likha tha- Fill the form in capital.
Meri or Katrina ki Aadat
Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai.
Banta- Kaun si aadat?
Santa- Na Main usse sms karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai.