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Apple Khane

Apple Khane

Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha, upar kyon aaya?
Santa - Apple khane.
Bandar - Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Santa - Pata hai bhootni ke, tabji to apple sath laya hu.




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