Race

Santa - Chal chowk tak race lagate hain, jo hara wo 1000 Rs. dega.
Banta - Chal theek hai, per mujhe rasta nahi pata hai.
Santa - Bus, tu mere pichhe pichhe rehna.
Banta -Thanx Yaar.




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I LOVE YOU Means

Santa - I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai?
Girl - Main tumse pyar karti hoon.
Santa - Le ek question kya poochha, tu to mujhse pyar kar baithi "PAGLI".

Apple Khane

Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha, upar kyon aaya?
Santa - Apple khane.
Bandar - Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Santa - Pata hai bhootni ke, tabji to apple sath laya hu.

Cockroach Powder

Salesman - Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa - Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega...

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