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Kaun si Bird Hai

Kaun si Bird Hai

Examiner - Yeh kaun si bird hai? is ki taang dekh kar batao?
Banta - Mujhe nahi pata.
Examiner - Tumhe itna bhi nahi pata hai. What's ur name?
Banta - Meri taang dekh kar pata kar lo.




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