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Low Balance

Low Balance

Santa ne call milai to awaz aayi is call ke liye aapke pass balance nahi hai.
Santa - Koi baat nahi meri jaan tumse baat ho gayi mere liye itna he kafi hai.




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Examiner - Yeh kaun si bird hai? is ki taang dekh kar batao?
Banta - Mujhe nahi pata.
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Santa - Chal chowk tak race lagate hain, jo hara wo 1000 Rs. dega.
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Santa - I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai?
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