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Sharab Chhudwan

Sharab Chhudwan

Santa - Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan - Kyon nahi beta,
Santa - Toh meri 4 botal police station main jabt hai woh chhudwa do.




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Low Balance

Santa ne call milai to awaz aayi is call ke liye aapke pass balance nahi hai.
Santa - Koi baat nahi meri jaan tumse baat ho gayi mere liye itna he kafi hai.

Kaun si Bird Hai

Examiner - Yeh kaun si bird hai? is ki taang dekh kar batao?
Banta - Mujhe nahi pata.
Examiner - Tumhe itna bhi nahi pata hai. What's ur name?
Banta - Meri taang dekh kar pata kar lo.

Race

Santa - Chal chowk tak race lagate hain, jo hara wo 1000 Rs. dega.
Banta - Chal theek hai, per mujhe rasta nahi pata hai.
Santa - Bus, tu mere pichhe pichhe rehna.
Banta -Thanx Yaar.

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