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Ladies aur Gents Pankhe

Ladies aur Gents Pankhe

Santa (electric shop mein) - 2 pankhe dena,1 ladies or 1 gents
Salesman - Pankho mein ladies or gents nahi hota
Santa - Kaise nahi hota? 1 bajaj ka or 1 usha ka de.




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