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Hi Tech Santa

Hi Tech Santa

Banta - Bhai Santa kisne tumhe itna mara?
Santa - Mere pados ka bachcha gum ho gaya.
Banta - To tumhe kyon mara??
Santa-Maine kaha Google pe search kar lo.




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Kaun Thi Woh

Santa aur wife ghumne gaye.
Ek lady ne Hello kiya.
Wife - Kaun thi woh???
Santa - Mera dimag kharab mat karme pehle se he pareshan hu ke kal woh bhi yehi puchhegi.



Ladies aur Gents Pankhe

Santa (electric shop mein) - 2 pankhe dena,1 ladies or 1 gents
Salesman - Pankho mein ladies or gents nahi hota
Santa - Kaise nahi hota? 1 bajaj ka or 1 usha ka de.

Sharab Chhudwan

Santa - Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan - Kyon nahi beta,
Santa - Toh meri 4 botal police station main jabt hai woh chhudwa do.

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