Kanjus

Sir - Kanjus kise kehte hain?
Santa - Jo 100 msg karne par bhi reply na kare.
Sir - Very good, ek example dena.
Santa - Aap ki beti Sir.






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4 ya 8 piece

Santa ne resturant me pizza mangwaya.
Waiter ne poccha ki pizze ke 4 piece karne hain ya 8 piece?
Santa - 8 piece kar do, 4 se pait nahi bharega.

Hi Tech Santa

Banta - Bhai Santa kisne tumhe itna mara?
Santa - Mere pados ka bachcha gum ho gaya.
Banta - To tumhe kyon mara??
Santa-Maine kaha Google pe search kar lo.

Kaun Thi Woh

Santa aur wife ghumne gaye.
Ek lady ne Hello kiya.
Wife - Kaun thi woh???
Santa - Mera dimag kharab mat karme pehle se he pareshan hu ke kal woh bhi yehi puchhegi.



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