Have you heard about this woman who took her mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool? She is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
More Marriage Jokes
Shohar: Main tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar.. meri car hi kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mein kya dhoond rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
Ghar choda, Sasural mila
Bhai choda, Devar mila
Behan chodi, Nanad mili
Ma-Baap chode, Saas-Sasur mile
KYA choda, JO PATI mila
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied,"Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said," "Come out and fight like a man!".