Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'my mother-in-law is an angel.' Rick replies, 'you're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
More Marriage Jokes
Have you heard about this woman who took her mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool? She is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Shohar: Main tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar.. meri car hi kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mein kya dhoond rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.