Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
More Marriage Jokes
Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'my mother-in-law is an angel.' Rick replies, 'you're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
Have you heard about this woman who took her mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool? She is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Shohar: Main tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar.. meri car hi kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mein kya dhoond rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.