Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.'
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Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'my mother-in-law is an angel.' Rick replies, 'you're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
Have you heard about this woman who took her mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool? She is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.