A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.'
What Happened Last Night
This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night."
His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened."
The guy says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door.
More Marriage Jokes
Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'my mother-in-law is an angel.' Rick replies, 'you're lucky. Mine is still alive.'