A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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70% of college students in the world are suffering from AIDS.
But its true,
AIDS: Attendance & Internal assessment Deficiency Syndrome
Friendship is ideal.
You happy, I happy.
You cry, I cry.
You sad, I sad.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump out from window, I look down and say
"Live happily where-ever you are ... "
Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon — an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"