First Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was an exciting game too, a real nail biter. You simply couldn't have asked for a better game to take someone to for their first time.
After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but... I just couldn't understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
More Blonde Jokes
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
She went looking for the three guys.
Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
She thought her maxi pad had wings.
A blonde and a brunette were having lunch one day. The brunette seemed to be preoccupied with something. Trying to be a good friend, the blonde asked her what was on her mind.
The brunette replied,
"My boyfriend just got me a dozen roses for my Birthday!"
The blonde then said,
"Oh that's good!"
"Well, not really," mused her brunette friend, "They always come with an obligation... I'll have my legs in the air for three days now!"
Puzzled, the blonde asks,
"Oh my, that is awful... don't you have a vase?"
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the
effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'