What happened to your ears
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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But its true,
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Friendship is ideal.
You happy, I happy.
You cry, I cry.
You sad, I sad.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump out from window, I look down and say
"Live happily where-ever you are ... "