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Parachute Juming

Parachute Juming

A blonde was attending a class of parachute juming. the instructor told them to start preparing for landing at 300 feet.
Blonde : How I'd I get to know that I'm at 300 feet.
Instructor : When you start recognising people.
Blonde : What if I don't recognise anyone there?




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