5 Baje

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon.!




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Ladki Ka Naam

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai..
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Yoga Effect

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

Loose Motions

Santa: "Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions"
Doctor: "Kitni Patli Aati Hai?"
Santa: "Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho"

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