Kaam Ke Aadmi

Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska wo bahot bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai




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Nehru or Victoriya

P. Nehru was f**king Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyun nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai.

Baloon Size

Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

Problem

Sardar pani me lund duba raha tha.
Wife: Kya karte ho?
Sardar: Khada nahi hota.
Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.
Saradar: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?

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