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A Drunk in Catholic Church

A Drunk in Catholic Church

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ainít no use knocking, thereís no paper on this side either!"

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