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Double Dose of Viagra

Double Dose of Viagra

Bubba went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. 
"Why not?' asked Bubba. 
"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 
"But I need it really bad,' said Bubba. 
"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor. 
Bubba answered, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." 
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any bad side effects." 
On Monday, Bubba dragged himself in to the doctor's office, his right arm in a sling. 
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" 
Bubba said, "No one showed up."




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