Only 3 Weeks

Only 3 Weeks

Doctor : "I'm afraid you've only got three weeks to live"
Patient : "Then I'll take two weeks before Diwali and and the week between Christmas and New Year's."

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No Orange Juice

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Doctor to patient: 'Don't forget to stick your tongue out when the nurse comes.'
Patient: 'Why?'
Doctor: 'I don't like her'


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