How is your son

How is your son

First mother: "How's your son getting on at medical school?"
Second mother: "I don't know, I can't read his letters."

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Only 3 Weeks

Doctor : "I'm afraid you've only got three weeks to live"
Patient : "Then I'll take two weeks before Diwali and and the week between Christmas and New Year's."

No Orange Juice

Due to a mix-up in Urology, orange juice will not be in hospital menu this morning.

Stick Your Tongue Out

Doctor to patient: 'Don't forget to stick your tongue out when the nurse comes.'
Patient: 'Why?'
Doctor: 'I don't like her'

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