Any Side Effects
Since I'm not keen on taking pills, when my doctor gave me a prescription to lower my blood pressure, I asked him if there were any side effects.
"Yes," he said. "Longevity."
More Medical Jokes
First mother: "How's your son getting on at medical school?"
Second mother: "I don't know, I can't read his letters."
Doctor : "I'm afraid you've only got three weeks to live"
Patient : "Then I'll take two weeks before Diwali and and the week between Christmas and New Year's."
Due to a mix-up in Urology, orange juice will not be in hospital menu this morning.