How They Make Latex Gloves
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
More Medical Jokes
You can't blame God for everything.
God made Michael Jackson a handsome black boy.
Plastic surgeons turned him into a hideous white woman.
A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I need your help, doctor. I think I'm a moth."
The doctor says, "You don't need a doctor. You need a psychiatrist."
The man says, "I know. But your light was on."
After an operation the doctor came into the patent's room to explain to the still groggy man that the operation to amputate his leg had been a complete success.
"The operation went quickly, the stitching went fine and you show signs of a quick recovery from the operation. You'll be able to pick out a prosthetic leg as soon we have completed your second operation."
The patient looked very puzzled and asked, "What second operation?"
The doctor replied, "This operation we accidentally removed the wrong leg."