Doctor: Please take your seat sir. what is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get an "Doctor Certificate".
More Medical Jokes
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
You can't blame God for everything.
God made Michael Jackson a handsome black boy.
Plastic surgeons turned him into a hideous white woman.
A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I need your help, doctor. I think I'm a moth."
The doctor says, "You don't need a doctor. You need a psychiatrist."
The man says, "I know. But your light was on."