Open The Door
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english.
Say this fast in American accent.
There was a cold day!' ;->
More Hindi Jokes
Teacher: 'A' for?
Teacher: Jor se bolo.
Student: JAI MATA DI.
Teacher to Pathan: Tumne home work kyun nahin kiya?
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mein rehta hai.
Ek kali African ladki ko God ne pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli - wow! God kya aab main pari ban gayi hun?
God- Nahi re pagali tum ab chamgadar ban gayi ho.