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Desi-Vilayati

Desi-Vilayati

Biwi : Jab tum desi pite ho to Paro kahte ho, Jab vilayati pite ho to darling kahte ho, Aaj kya pee kar aaye ho ki 'Chudel' kahte ho?
Pati : Aaj main hosh mein hoon.




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Shadi Kar Lo

Doctot sahib mujhe bahut lamba jeena chahta hoon, kya aapke paas koi upaay hai.
Doc: Shadi kar lo.
Shadi karne se lamba jioonga?
Aisa lagega.

Shaadi Ki Wajah

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

When we get married

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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