Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, " So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news . My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
More Marriage Jokes
Biwi : Jab tum desi pite ho to Paro kahte ho, Jab vilayati pite ho to darling kahte ho, Aaj kya pee kar aaye ho ki 'Chudel' kahte ho?
Pati : Aaj main hosh mein hoon.
Doctot sahib mujhe bahut lamba jeena chahta hoon, kya aapke paas koi upaay hai.
Doc: Shadi kar lo.
Shadi karne se lamba jioonga?
Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.