Main Pregnant Hoon
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It's a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.
More Sardar Jokes
Once Santa Singh rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire.
But still he was jailed !!!!!
Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!
Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.
Sardar told his son: "O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai."
Beta: "Papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai ki tu kisi jaanwar ki hi aulad hai".......