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Ek kanjoos on his death time

Ek kanjoos on his death time

A kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, Where r u?
Wife: Yes, I'm here.
My sons & daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos: To phir bagal wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai.




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