Well Done Santa
Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha "WEL DONE"
Santa - Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!
More Sardar Jokes
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It's a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.
Once Santa Singh rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire.
But still he was jailed !!!!!
Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!
Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.