Arguing With Boss

Arguing With Boss

Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a donkey in the mud.
After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and the donkey is enjoying it..!

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Barracks Door

Mr. Smyth had just hired himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, polite and a little on the shy side.
One day while, taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. Being both shy and polite, when leaving the room she said, "Oh Mr. Smyth, did you know your barracks door is open?"
He did not understand her remark, thinking to himself that perhaps he'd erred in judgement and hired someone a little on the loopy side... but later on he happened to look down and notice that his zipper was open. Realizing what she'd meant, and being a bit of a cad himself, he decided to have some fun with her.
Calling her in, he asked her, "By the way, Miss James... when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, in a quickly witted retort that made it clear shy and polite does not always equal dumb, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smyth. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags".

The Oldest Profession

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked, 'Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery, so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.'

The civil engineer interrupted and said, 'But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world.'

The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled and said confidently, 'Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?'

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