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3 Sardar Picnic Par

3 Sardar Picnic Par

3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"




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Well Done Santa

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha "WEL DONE"
Santa - Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

Main Pregnant Hoon

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It's a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.

Rescue From Fire

Once Santa Singh rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire.
But still he was jailed !!!!!
Why????
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Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!

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