3 Movie Tickets
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
More Marriage Jokes
4 Most Un-defined things of girls-
1) "Tum na bahut wo ho"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi".
(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe"
(Khud tok-tok ke badalti hain, then say "THIS")
4) "Sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hoon"
(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful")
Biwi par essay...
Biwi ek paltu prani hai, ye ghar ki rasoi mein payi jati hai. Iska priye ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai. Karva chouth wale din ye badi matra mein dhong karti dikhai deti hai. Shuruwat mein ye prani bada achcha lagta hai baad mein ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai. Inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai. Hamein sab patiyon se humdardi hai. Ummid hai aap bhi dusron se hamdardi jatayenge.
A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
Husband thinks: She must have reached there.