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Nurse Se Shaadi

Nurse Se Shaadi

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.




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B.A., M.A.

Sardar's friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree?

Sardar: You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again". Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is "Married Again".

3 Sardar Picnic Par

3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"

Well Done Santa

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha "WEL DONE"
Santa - Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

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