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BAAP ko Gaali

BAAP ko Gaali

Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.




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