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Santa in 100 Meter Race

Santa in 100 Meter Race

In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced
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Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4!




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BAAP ko Gaali

Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.

Nurse Se Shaadi

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

B.A., M.A.

Sardar's friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree?

Sardar: You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again". Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is "Married Again".

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