Shaadi Ki Badhai
Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se aawaz aai "Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai"
More Hindi Jokes
Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1 Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2 How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q.3 Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4 In ancient times, what was PETROL used for? Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5 Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6 Explain principle n working of a Drone?
Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.
A kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, Where r u?
Wife: Yes, I'm here.
My sons & daughters r u all here?
Kanjoos: To phir bagal wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai.