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Gir gaya aur lag gayi

Gir gaya aur lag gayi

Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.




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Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe he??
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai!!

Santa kissed his girl

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz shadi se pehle ye sab nahi karo.
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm married.

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