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Dimaag Nahin Hai

Dimaag Nahin Hai

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?




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