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13 Bachche Kaise

13 Bachche Kaise

Man - Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar - 13 hain.
Man - 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar - Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.




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Dimaag Nahin Hai

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Gir gaya aur lag gayi

Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.

Ghoorte Kyon Ho

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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