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Why u want 2 die

Why u want 2 die

Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why u want 2 die?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!




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Kudkushi me Fark

TEACHER
Us ne khudkushi kar li.
Usay khudkushi karni padi.
Dono me fark batao?
Student.
Pahle wale ki love marriage thi aur dusre ki arrange marriage.

3 Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Most Un-defined Things of Girls

4 Most Un-defined things of girls-
1) "Tum na bahut wo ho"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi".
(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe"
(Khud tok-tok ke badalti hain, then say "THIS")
4) "Sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hoon"
(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful")
:-)

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