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Natural Disasters Just Happens

Natural Disasters Just Happens

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.




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Why u want 2 die

Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why u want 2 die?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!

Kudkushi me Fark

TEACHER
Us ne khudkushi kar li.
Usay khudkushi karni padi.
Dono me fark batao?
Student.
Pahle wale ki love marriage thi aur dusre ki arrange marriage.

3 Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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