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Young Girl after her Honeymoon

Young Girl after her Honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"




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