There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets. she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
More Marriage Jokes
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad paying the bill !!!
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why u want 2 die?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta!