Ek Gadhe Ke Saath Zindagi
Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.
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SCARY STORY
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll get fainted"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Mujhese shadi karogi
Boy: Main last time poochh raha hoon, kya tum mujhese shadi karogi???
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Soch lo...........
Girl: Kaha na nahiiii
Boy: Waiter! Bill alag alag lana!
Shaadi Ki Badhai
Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se aawaz aai "Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai"