Thief is eating the cake
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
More Sardar Jokes
Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.
When sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.
Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".
Man - Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar - 13 hain.
Man - 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar - Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.