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Padosi ke Saath

Padosi ke Saath

Girl : Main pados wale ladke se pyar karti hoon aur uske saath bhaag rahi hoon.
Baap : Thankyou, mere paise aur time dono bach gaye.
Girl : Main letter padh rahi hoon jo mummy pakh kar gayi hain.




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Ek Gadhe Ke Saath Zindagi

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

SCARY STORY

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll get fainted"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Mujhese shadi karogi

Boy: Main last time poochh raha hoon, kya tum mujhese shadi karogi???
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Soch lo...........
Girl: Kaha na nahiiii
Boy: Waiter! Bill alag alag lana!

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